While getting dressed …

“My mama says yes.”



While eating breakfast …

“My car not working.”



While washing his hands …

“My papa not coming.”



While eating dinner …

“My school bus not coming.”



While participating in story time at the library …

“MY. MAMA’S. WORKING!!!”



While brushing his teeth …

“My dragon not rawr.”


... and just when I was beginning to worry about the not-so-random negativity ...



While taking a bath …

“My poop not working.”


*Whew*