His oldest little friend in the world (besides his sister) just turned three and it's blowing his wee mind.
Because, as you and he both know, he "IS FREE!"
And if he is three, and she is three, the universe may stop spinning and things could get broken.
So. ... In order to make the distinction between his "free" and her "free" The Champ feels the need offer the following disclosure:
"I'm wearing underwear."
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