Picture a family paddling a canoe down a quiet river on a lazy summer day.

Imagine the voice of its youngest member as it rings out over the water to passing boaters:

"Hi."

"We're in a boat."

"On da riber."

"We're fwoating."

"Hi."

"I'm in a tanoe!"

"Dat's a BOAT!"

"Hi!"

"I'm picking my nose!"