Can't argue with logic
HER: "Why isn't it printing?"
ME: "I don't know. Maybe the new Internet dad set up has some knots in it."
HER: "But look. This button says 'Print.' If I push it shouldn't it just print."
ME: "That's what I would guess. ... But then again, I don't even really know how the fax machine works other than 'magic isn't involved'."
HER: "What's a fax machine?"
ME: "A relative dinosaur of technology."
HER: "Maybe the fax could talk to the printer and make it work ... you know ... since they're related."
ME: "Now that really would be magic."